Since I have nothing appropriate or nice to blog about, my creative senses are tingling, and they've told me to stew up a post about Haters. Now I know what you're all thinkinnnn in yo tiny litol mindz of yohz. " OH! He's gonna blog about how he doesn't care, and how they should go back under their bridges and eat shit! " Oh yeah, that's only half of it. And for the record, I only go blunt to the point on Formspring. So for instance the young chap fellow who told me on Formspring that :
Well, you know what. Not only do I find it sufficiently flattering that you read and look at my pictures, but I'm also flattered that you're not half fucking witted! Of course I need to fucking work out, I mean look at me. Pa-chow, I'm probably the kid who ate cake and shat it out then ate it again as a three year old! (Don't mind the analogy. I probably didn't do that messed up shit) But it's great to know you can distinguish between Extreme obesity (that's me) and extreme anorexia, which isn't healthy either way.
Now, now, Trolls, Lurkers and other beings alike; you know who you are, don't go to me just yet complaining about my insufficient amount of 'Lulz' or whatever the fuck you all feed on to get through the night, let me provide you with enough 'Lulz' or whatever you want. Just go to http://tinyurl.com/a9n9nq, and then tell me if that's enough 'lulz' for you. If it isn't you've got me stumped.
Basically, this post is to tell you trolls something. You're all internet green faced goblin beings that like to lurk and prey on people who have better lives than you. That is the most creme brulee way I can put it (mm.. food, thinking about it goes straight to my thighs). Also, you should all go to school and quit at whoever you're trolling right now, because in the end, if you don't say it to their face, you're the one who's making a massive troll of yourself. (Lol, see what I did there). Also, I have an army of unicorns in fairy meadow grove waiting to feed on your little insults and petty angers. Because if you can't let go of your prejudice's towards fat and skinny people a like, then I have Unicorns to do it for you. Through their horns. Pachowzer.
At last, my final point I can be bothered to type up for you because of my extreme obesity comes extreme laziness, I am rather attractive. Oh yeah. I shall demonstrate to you with some lovely pictures I have taken with me in action! I'm god so ever hoping that you'll enjoy them!
And if you do continue to in the end keep trolling, and this hasn't given you enough lulz, then go eat a large bucket of fetus dumplings.
*Sorry If I offended anyone besides any trolls out there, I'm saying this with light hearted glory*
Next proper post I shall all reward you readers greatly with a lovely "At home thrifting outfit post" that will sure tickle your brain for a nice thrift.
Until then, Ladies, Gentlemen, and others!