738 (L-L-L-LET'S CLEAR SHIT UP)

Since I have nothing appropriate or nice to blog about, my creative senses are tingling, and they've told me to stew up a post about Haters. Now I know what you're all thinkinnnn in yo tiny litol mindz of yohz. " OH! He's gonna blog about how he doesn't care, and how they should go back under their bridges and eat shit! " Oh yeah, that's only half of it. And for the record, I only go blunt to the point on Formspring. So for instance the young chap fellow who told me on Formspring that :

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1. Delete your response
   

   You need a fucking workout. Stop taking pictures of yourself as if you're so attractive.

   Scrolled through my questions, and hello papa.
   1) I'm not taking pictures as though I'm so attractive
   2) The earlier you find out to accept yourself to who you are the better
   3) Go back under your bridge and eat shit, you stupid troll
   4) I'm posting another one today, so SUCK ON THAT
   AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAI
   
   More extention on answer will be posted today, when I blog, other than that,go enjoy a nice cup of unicorn shit.

   teanotcoffee answered 6 hours ago

Well, you know what. Not only do I find it sufficiently flattering that you read and look at my pictures, but I'm also flattered that you're not half fucking witted! Of course I need to fucking work out, I mean look at me. Pa-chow, I'm probably the kid who ate cake and shat it out then ate it again as a three year old! (Don't mind the analogy. I probably didn't do that messed up shit) But it's great to know you can distinguish between Extreme obesity (that's me) and extreme anorexia, which isn't healthy either way.

Now, now, Trolls, Lurkers and other beings alike; you know who you are, don't go to me just yet complaining about my insufficient amount of 'Lulz' or whatever the fuck you all feed on to get through the night, let me provide you with enough 'Lulz' or whatever you want. Just go to http://tinyurl.com/a9n9nq, and then tell me if that's enough 'lulz' for you. If it isn't you've got me stumped.

Basically, this post is to tell you trolls something. You're all internet green faced goblin beings that like to lurk and prey on people who have better lives than you. That is the most creme brulee way I can put it (mm.. food, thinking about it goes straight to my thighs). Also, you should all go to school and quit at whoever you're trolling right now, because in the end, if you don't say it to their face, you're the one who's making a massive troll of yourself. (Lol, see what I did there). Also, I have an army of unicorns in fairy meadow grove waiting to feed on your little insults and petty angers. Because if you can't let go of your prejudice's towards fat and skinny people a like, then I have Unicorns to do it for you. Through their horns. Pachowzer.

At last, my final point I can be bothered to type up for you because of my extreme obesity comes extreme laziness, I am rather attractive. Oh yeah. I shall demonstrate to you with some lovely pictures I have taken with me in action! I'm god so ever hoping that you'll enjoy them!

And if you do continue to in the end keep trolling, and this hasn't given you enough lulz, then go eat a large bucket of fetus dumplings.

*Sorry If I offended anyone besides any trolls out there, I'm saying this with light hearted glory*

Next proper post I shall all reward you readers greatly with a lovely "At home thrifting outfit post" that will sure tickle your brain for a nice thrift.

Until then, Ladies, Gentlemen, and others!

737 (THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH AS UNDEAD)

So yesterday (Saturday) I did a photoshoot for myself. Yay! I used a tripod, well, learnt how to use a tripod. I am hopeless with the basic things in life. Anyway, the tripod is much better than trying to balance my camera on uneven surfaces. So now, for all my outfit posts, I'll be using a tripod. Next post will be in my backyard opposed to being in my front yard. (My front yard is boring).

I'll be adding a new label as 'Outfit Post' because I can't keep posting them as 'Wishlist' or 'Miscellaneous' because they don't really fit into that cateegoree. Anyway, Today I aimed for someone dead, but not dead. Like someone who's dead, but didn't want to die, so theyre back on earth to haunt the fuck out of their friends and family. Creepy huh. Sounds like something I would do.

Sorry the editing in all these are really shit. I was really rushed and everything, plus photoshop being sometimes the most annoying upon annoying of things, was acting up and freezing on me. How exactly do you expect me to produce good quality photos with such bad quality editing tools! Not really, I love you photoshop. I'll edit them again if I ever upload to a proper place such as Lookbook.nu or anything.

How could I possibly have a post from Yen without shifting the auto focus to manual focus and focusing in on the sun, which in the end produces bokeh! Apparently 'My face breaks the camera and produces the bokeh' according to some people at school. True true. But to save you the trouble of stating that out, Yen is very smart and edits out my face.. when I tell her to.

736 (SWEATS)

I spend way upon way too much time on 'The Sartorialist' site. I think I posted a street style post about it ages back. In fact I did. they were really dodge/botch pictures of everyone, in 2x7 format, and nearly killed all my readers with the amount of 'Oomph' in them.. heres another Wishlist post, that features the many things I want, but can't necessarily afford, or are necessarily beneficial to that little leather pouch in my pocket that slowly empties every time I enter a shop. Prepare for a killer scheduled post tomorrow, as I am doing a killer post today, then killer posting it tomorrow whilst I am out in the gracious world of Sydney.. and also back at the stupid school which imprisons me for 5 days of the week.

All Photos from: The Sartorialist(source) & Copenhagen Street Style(source)

735 (BLAZERS ARE BLAZED FASHION)

First thing is art thou first. Since I've posted my 'New Beginning' post a couple weeks back, when I first changed my layout and edited everything, hoping to invite more readers to read, I never expected to receive so many positive reviews and what nots about my blog. Jessica Tran from Jess Loves Fred, Erimentha from The Little Blog of Happiness and Alan Li from Unconventional Morning have all left their mark of some sort on my blog. And I find that amazing that such amazing bloggers would take time to comment/follow on my blog. As well as the group of people that read my Rants wants and what nots, I thank you as well, my counter stats have showed me I have received over 4000 views the past month, which means 1000 views average per week, which means 147 views on average every day. Thank you so much for reading my blog everbody. And to my followers, who follow read and comment. 18 is a magnitude of difference from the 3 I had when I first started. Well, not really, but I'm grateful. :D

Also, Thanks to Genvin from Happy Smegdog for shitting my face all over pictures like these for his 1000th post. Glad to know I'm worthy for your 1000th.

Old style post today , just to kick back and relax and prepare for school.. tonight! leaving at around 9pm, and arriving at 10 ish. Wish me luck, shall be back in a couple days, I have scheduled posting though. So i'll still be posting :)

Saturday:

Sunday:

Monday (today):

So what I did on Saturday, Sunday and Monday:

On Saturday I studded my blazer, it looks okay, Looks nice. Sorry about the dodgy photos, had to hurry them because I had no battery left on my camera.

On Sunday I went to tutoring again, and now that I don't do science, I now have 1 hour le-way in between Writing Class and Maths, so as a group, we went to KFC and I had my first ever Snack Box! Everyone told me I didn't know what I was missing out, But now I do. KFC Is extremely salty. I don't usually have fast food, but don't wanna be a party pooper. (Photos of the losers who forced me into eating 1000 calories)

Today, I cooked myself a feast. of Tiger Prawns, Crab Stick, Avocado and Mi-Goreng for Lunch. it tasted amazing. It was like an orgasm in my mouth. Oh golly.

General Pants Co are having another sale!

(http://generalpants.com.au)

Ben Sherman Button Knit, $60

We Rob Banks Hickson Blazer - $90

Arvust Summer Gingham Shirt - $40

I know I know! 'You want way to much you stupid high roller!' But It's just my wishlist, hardly any of it ever comes true these days, considering the way I have to cautiously handle my money these days for upcoming trips and what not. Clothes aren't really a necessity for me right now, so yeah.. I could probably thrift things similar at Salvos, Smith Family or Vinnies.

734 (A NIGHT OUT IN TOWN)

Sorry this post is going to be extremely long, I'm kinda compensating for the amount of which I havn't been posting lately, and thankyou for all still following and not un-following.. in fact I gained 2 followers. You are all lovely. Slowly climbing followers. I'm happy you all enjoy reading.

Just like to start off by saying, this is the first time I've been out until about 10 o clock at night, with a friend. Milestone guys, Milestone. Lily Bensley is one of the most amazing people in my life, she's such a social butterfly, hasn't spend a full day at home these whole holidays, she's always off exploring.

The stuff they have in their home is amazing. It's artistic and lovely. Everytime I flutter into the Bensley household, a wild side- the arty side bursts to life inside of me like a flint bursting into fire. Wow, deep poetic analogy there, slow down soldier. They have a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster in their Kitchen, which I got a shit picture of, because the upload from the camera went shit, and I deleted all the photos off my camera, so what can I do, it was a nice-ish picture aswell..

Eugene's Brain: 0

Eugene's Technology: 1

Did I mention Lily has the most lovely room in the world, it's very arty and it's filled with nice things. My envy factor rises about 10000x when I enter her room.. let alone her house. She's amazing. With her sequin coat.. She's amazing.

Did I mention number two, that Lily owns the most incredible set of hands in the world. She is an amazing drawer/painter. She recently entered a competition, but the stupid judge didn't award her anything, it was a portrait, Didn't take a picture of it, well I did, then I deleted it, but it's incredible, the stupid judge only chose 'green' paintings or sculptures, Sometimes, these blind opinionated judges leave me confounded. Here are some pictures of her sketchbook. She's amazing. (apparently not anymore though, but I beg to differ :D)

More photos can be viewed at my facebook.

After a wonderful dinner of Smoked Chicken, Black Olives, Prosciutto, Salad and Bread. With dessert of strawberries, we went to the glorious land of Bowral, to watch Eclipse. Now now, this one was filled with one liners, which were actually pretty funny, and to be completely honest, kind of more enjoyable than the first two. It was 2 hours, but it zipped through rather quick.

Sorry for the abnormally long post with tonnes of pictures, theres 120 on my Facebook, this is a meagre amount. Hope you all enjoyed the pictures I posted, and thank you, once again to Lily Bensley and her family for making this night so amazing, wonderful and spectacular.

Three Days Left of Holidays, Most posts will be now scheduled posts. Please bare with me, I'm trying to devise a system to make my posts original during the school week.